Manifesto

Oh what fun? oil prices hit $50? that goddam car?s gonna get expensive so why not send Dubya on a funtrip to Saudi to pick off some more terrorists and loot a few more nations. Yes capitalism?s won so lets go to war cos my SUV is hungry and I need to export as much butter as I import all in overpackaged airfreight. But hell farmers markets are terrorist breeding grounds, damaging as they do our economy by underpackaging and undertransporting our food, so lets bomb Borough too? goddam we know it would keep employment up for a couple more months to keep me in office, so many bombs to build? la la la

Well well ladies, here?s the wake up call of the day? Creel Commission gets radical. This website is boring and is all about a few unmusical lads who tread samsarically across the earsplitting venues of London in search of long term deafness? but by god they damn well do their best to entertain you, even if they cant write songs under 5 minutes and you can pop to the loo to get back for the outro? yes ladies and gentlemen Creel Commission are getting radical? just to live up to our name which none of you understand anyway? this website is turning into a sociopoliticoradicosporadico forum for dissent? from now on all rants that are NOT of a sociopoliticoradicosporadico nature shall be culled instantaneously by Mr Editor, and by our methods of censorship we shall cultivate a new political ideology in this time of good old fashioned resource wars?

So therefore this is a call to arms?. And all you dinner party fascists/conservatives/neoubersatanists can finally have your say without a wife or girlfriend kicking you under the table? so get to it and get on board?. The Creel Commission has been Commissioned?.

The Black Camel 29-09-2004